Haha. Baked some cookies in the shape of a working gun and some other cookies in the shape of bullets. shot two men and a dog. when the cops come to arrest me i take a bit and tell em didnt know snacking was illegal in america you fucking fascist pigs. they try to arrest me but ive already eaten the men and most of the dog. cant arrest a man for snacking
Apparently there’s a bug where avian merchants show up naked and don’t sell anything (and have perfect lines like this)
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be